Sunday, January 11, 2009

Wanted: functioning amygdalae

Maybe instead of mentioning it here, I should put an ad on craigslist. I need a couple of replacement amygdalae. Mine aren't working.

Either that or bungee jumping just isn't very scary or exciting. Maybe I should jump out of planes instead. Who wants to go skydiving?

If I jump out of a plane with as little hesitation as I had jumping off a bridge, I may have to see a neurologist or mental health professional about my pathological fearlessness.

1 comment:

  1. Damnit, I was hoping that would do the trick. I'm sorry it didn't.

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