Imported Facebook Note

Psychotropic Mould Advisory

There is (and possibly has always been) a psychotropic mould present in Tofino. Prolonged exposure (4 months or longer) may cause the following:
-loss of short term memory
-loss of sense of time
-loss of ambition
-inability to process spatial information
-inability to reason
-inability to focus or concentrate
-impairment of mental flexibility and spontaneity
-loss of social decorum
-inertia
-irritability
-forgetfulness
-paranoia
-loud talking
-inappropriate laughter
-poor judgement
-agression
-mood swings
-seclusive behaviour
-perseveration or general frontal lobe dysfunction
These symptoms can be alleviated or mitigated by regularly performing sinus rinses, thereby reducing the build-up of the psychotropic mould in the sinus cavities, most notably in the sinus frontalis, which is adjacent to the frontal lobe and therefore likely to affect its function if contaminated by the psychotropic mould spores. Sinus rinses are available in commercial preparations and kits or can be improvised by mixing an appropriate amount of sodium bicarbonate with water for nasal irrigation. An effective and natural rinsing of the sinuses can be achieved by surfing. In short, surf more to avoid going insane.